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Yarr! Target used Concussion! Chuck Whammers slap Superslap 186,000 mps Unreal!!! Repair Man used Sacrifice!!! Paddle This is PEE1204 a PeeNews Special Report! Hello, all you comic freaks out there! Now, our special report! The ECRB (Entertainment Comic Rating Board) has banned all kinds of violence, mild and/or strong, due to some extreme stress caused by this "violence." Take a look at this video that was taken just last Friday. Violent comic Victim Later... Crush! To solve this problem, from now on, whenever excessive violence occurs, the image will be replaced by a relaxing, peaceful image. for example: Later: It's time for your daily FG Show intake! (5 mgs only) Eeets time for a Heel Billy Momint! Knowk Knowk! Hoose dere? I'm gonna hitcha on da head wiv' a muffler! I'm gonna hitcha on da head wiv' a muffler who? I'm gonna hitcha on da head wiv' a muffler now! Heeheeheeheehee! Huh? Slackity The End