Soy Sauce
Comic 299 · September 1, 2004
Soy Sauce

Transcript

I'm bored. Razor I'm hungry. Me too. Chinese Food -20% discount! Hey! Let's get Chinese! Rrrrip Where?!?! Chk chk Boom What's your problem? Fact: Chinese food is imported. Who knows what's in it? I don't wanna be gagging on deep-fried cat!!! But if I must... I will fight for my life. Soy Sauce Later... Please take your seat! Ungh! Git on da floor! Quit it, Targ. We don't wanna end up like those folks. Shouldn't we notify the FDA or something? Too late now. Later... WHAT IS THIS CRAP!!! Washawkitmostsafragawikkaweekywik! Okay... Looks suspicious... Soy-Sauced! Homphh Chew chew Extremely salt, but okay! Order food! General Tso's Chicken... Chicken, eh? Steamed crab legs... Crab legs, eh? Shrimp, eh? Steak, eh? IS IT REAL?! No, not really. I am... Peel To be continued?