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Dr. Fil Today, we have nothing to do because I have solved all known problems with people's lives. Get real Get real Get real So if you have a mental prob- er, illness, and would like to be on the show, call: 1-800-PROBLEM Er, I mean: 1-800-ILLNESS. Dt dt dt dt dt dt dt dt dt dt dt Bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt Hello? Uh duh, it's Repair Man. I'm trying to lose weight. Oh hell, RM. Sure, I'll let you on the show. Just cruise over to L.A. if you would. Bye. But uh, I don' have a car! Booooooooop... Hmmm... RM's Fantasy World That's what I'll do! I'll find FG, ask for his Hummer, and by a meager cahnce, he'll lend it to me! Wobble I'd better hide my identity... Dash FG's Looks like the door's unlocked... Creeek!!! Hello? I guess they're upstairs. Smash Ooops. Much Later... Owwww. Splinters... Big splinters... Target's room! Later... Target... HI TARGET! To be continued...